dear houston c.p.s.,
tonight i would like you to have a big turd land smack in your eyeballs.
i would love to thank you for the endless tears and wailing that you have given us this evening, even up until 10:49 p.m. cora and cristian appreciate your selfless generosity in allowing them to explore a whole new repertoire of emotions.
can you please forward your claims department address? i need to know where to have their therapy bills reimbursed at.
your obedient servants,
carlos & jen cruz
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